Author Caught Plagiarising Every Book Ever Written. Ever.

Brooklyn  –  The price of class-action lawyers has spiked this week as evidence emerged that popular author and “Man of … More

Man Eats Fly

Yanchep  –  An innocent fly paid a high price for not looking where he was going on Sunday when he … More

John Simpson’s new job: Volunteer Battery Hen

Perth  –  In an effort to restore consumer faith in the caged-egg industry, popular egg-eater and President of the Commercial … More

Shocked U.S. Officials: “we thought Russian Jets were made of LEGO”

WASHINGTON  –  Russia’s sudden decision to take an active role in the continued existence of certain “key elements” of the … More

Invasive Toads Should have the Right to Bear Arms

BRISBANE  –  Researchers at the University of Queensland have published a paper showing that giving Toads the right to bear arms could … More

Conservatives Remain Skeptical on Mars Discovery, Pending Financial Implications

  WASHINGTON  –  Following an announcement today that scientists from NASA discovered evidence of salty water flowing on Mars, conservatives … More

Spider Provokes Man

DETROIT  –  A man has managed to avoid a series of incredibly embarrassing injuries today, after he discovered a spider near his … More

Ben Carson for Pope

DETROIT  –  Celebrity neurosurgeon and U.S. Presidential candidate, Ben Carson, has announced he will be further bolstering his resume by … More

Does Pope Francis need a Biblical Bailout?

VATICAN CITY  –  As the Catholic Church of America eagerly awaits the arrival of Pope Francis next week, speculation as to … More

Walmart Thief Assists Police with His Own Arrest.

SOUTH UNION TOWNSHIP  –   David Lee, of Pennsylvania, has received gratitude from state police after stealing a phone from Walmart, … More