My girlfriend’s father is a reliably cautious man. He frets when his grandchildren swing too high, walk around barefoot in…
AFL Gives the Deaf Community a Sign They Can Understand
The Australian Football League has refused a request from deaf football fans, to show sign language during part of the…
Miami Police Trial a “More Friendly” Leg-Shot Approach to Law Enforcement
North Miami – Police in Miami have rolled out this week with an updated approach to law enforcement that aims…
Electronic Arts makes a Promise it can Keep
Photo Credit: imgur.com/bLcNUe2 Redwood City – EA Games, an absolute monster in the world of video game development – known as…
Ahh, Baby Spa
Perth – The city of Subiaco in Perth will soon be bolstering its reputation for sensible and balanced living, with…
Two Arrested in Texas for Refusing Transitionary Explanations
Austin – Two Chickens have been violently arrested in Texas last week after they allegedly refused to give police a…
Satiricist Runs Out of Ideas
Chinhoyi, Zimbabwe – An online satiricist has declared that she no longer has things she wants to write about. Zema…
Health Experts say: Politicians give you Cancer
Geneva – The recent World Health Organisation (WHO) ruling that outlined the carcinogenic effects of red meat, has been amended…
SETI Makes Contact with Intelligently Reluctant Life
Mountain View – Leaked documents from the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute have revealed that scientists have recently made contact…
Barnaby Joyce Eats Giant Salad Sandwich
Canberra – Following a contemptuous dismissal last week of a World Health Organisation (WHO) ruling that bacon, ham and sausages…