The Australian Football League has refused a request from deaf football fans, to show sign language during part of the … More
Author: Lemont Furnace
Miami Police Trial a “More Friendly” Leg-Shot Approach to Law Enforcement
North Miami – Police in Miami have rolled out this week with an updated approach to law enforcement that aims … More
Electronic Arts makes a Promise it can Keep
Photo Credit: imgur.com/bLcNUe2 Redwood City – EA Games, an absolute monster in the world of video game development – known as … More
Ahh, Baby Spa
Perth – The city of Subiaco in Perth will soon be bolstering its reputation for sensible and balanced living, with … More
Two Arrested in Texas for Refusing Transitionary Explanations
Austin – Two Chickens have been violently arrested in Texas last week after they allegedly refused to give police a … More
Health Experts say: Politicians give you Cancer
Geneva – The recent World Health Organisation (WHO) ruling that outlined the carcinogenic effects of red meat, has been amended … More
SETI Makes Contact with Intelligently Reluctant Life
Mountain View – Leaked documents from the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute have revealed that scientists have recently made contact … More
Barnaby Joyce Eats Giant Salad Sandwich
Canberra – Following a contemptuous dismissal last week of a World Health Organisation (WHO) ruling that bacon, ham and sausages … More
NASA Confirms there will be TV on Mars
Houston – In an announcement released by NASA on Monday, the celebrity space agency and textbook definition of the term … More
Humpback Whales: a Musical Comeback
Ocean – After a long hiatus from world music charts and sustainable species lists, a pod of Humpback Whales have … More
