Chinhoyi, Zimbabwe – An online satiricist has declared that she no longer has things she wants to write about. Zema … More
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SETI Makes Contact with Intelligently Reluctant Life
Mountain View – Leaked documents from the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) Institute have revealed that scientists have recently made contact … More
Barnaby Joyce Eats Giant Salad Sandwich
Canberra – Following a contemptuous dismissal last week of a World Health Organisation (WHO) ruling that bacon, ham and sausages … More
NASA Confirms there will be TV on Mars
Houston – In an announcement released by NASA on Monday, the celebrity space agency and textbook definition of the term … More
Author Caught Plagiarising Every Book Ever Written. Ever.
Brooklyn – The price of class-action lawyers has spiked this week as evidence emerged that popular author and “Man of … More
Whale Message Entirely Lost on Mankind
Sydney – Marine biologists in New South Wales have revealed that humans have largely failed to recognise a series of … More
Man Eats Fly
Yanchep – An innocent fly paid a high price for not looking where he was going on Sunday when he … More
John Simpson’s new job: Volunteer Battery Hen
Perth – In an effort to restore consumer faith in the caged-egg industry, popular egg-eater and President of the Commercial … More
Shocked U.S. Officials: “we thought Russian Jets were made of LEGO”
WASHINGTON – Russia’s sudden decision to take an active role in the continued existence of certain “key elements” of the … More
Conservatives Remain Skeptical on Mars Discovery, Pending Financial Implications
WASHINGTON – Following an announcement today that scientists from NASA discovered evidence of salty water flowing on Mars, conservatives … More
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