DETROIT – A man has managed to avoid a series of incredibly embarrassing injuries today, after he discovered a spider near his … More
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Ben Carson for Pope
DETROIT – Celebrity neurosurgeon and U.S. Presidential candidate, Ben Carson, has announced he will be further bolstering his resume by … More
Does Pope Francis need a Biblical Bailout?
VATICAN CITY – As the Catholic Church of America eagerly awaits the arrival of Pope Francis next week, speculation as to … More
Walmart Thief Assists Police with His Own Arrest.
SOUTH UNION TOWNSHIP – David Lee, of Pennsylvania, has received gratitude from state police after stealing a phone from Walmart, … More
Study: Turtles are Eating too much Junk Food.
BRISBANE – A study from the University of Queensland has shown that more than 50% of oceanic turtles are eating … More
Coca-Cola “SURGE” Praised for Honesty in Advertising
Coca-Cola, the popular carbonated beverage dispenser and long-time supporter of Diabetes – the disease – has received praise for their … More
Longest-Serving Queen Laments Largely Peaceful Reign
LONDON – Queen Elizabeth II, who yesterday became Britain’s longest-serving monarch, has used the opportunity to publicly denounce her own … More
Presidential Campaign? Vote Incidentally.
With November 8, 2016 approaching more rapidly than a barrage of Jewish backlash toward Tony Abbott’s recently published “A Coffee … More
Research shows that half of all the world’s trees are still around despite Australia.
Humanity’s effect on the Earth isn’t as bad as everyone thought. An international team of scientists have discovered just how … More
Prime Minister of Australia writes an open letter on refugees
Following an open letter by Bryndis Bjorgvinsdottir, calling on the Icelandic government to do more for Syrian refugees, the Prime Minister … More