Ocean – After a long hiatus from world music charts and sustainable species lists, a pod of Humpback Whales have … More
Tag: satire
Author Caught Plagiarising Every Book Ever Written. Ever.
Brooklyn – The price of class-action lawyers has spiked this week as evidence emerged that popular author and “Man of … More
Whale Message Entirely Lost on Mankind
Sydney – Marine biologists in New South Wales have revealed that humans have largely failed to recognise a series of … More
Man Eats Fly
Yanchep – An innocent fly paid a high price for not looking where he was going on Sunday when he … More
John Simpson’s new job: Volunteer Battery Hen
Perth – In an effort to restore consumer faith in the caged-egg industry, popular egg-eater and President of the Commercial … More
Shocked U.S. Officials: “we thought Russian Jets were made of LEGO”
WASHINGTON – Russia’s sudden decision to take an active role in the continued existence of certain “key elements” of the … More
Invasive Toads Should have the Right to Bear Arms
BRISBANE – Researchers at the University of Queensland have published a paper showing that giving Toads the right to bear arms could … More
Conservatives Remain Skeptical on Mars Discovery, Pending Financial Implications
WASHINGTON – Following an announcement today that scientists from NASA discovered evidence of salty water flowing on Mars, conservatives … More
Spider Provokes Man
DETROIT – A man has managed to avoid a series of incredibly embarrassing injuries today, after he discovered a spider near his … More
Ben Carson for Pope
DETROIT – Celebrity neurosurgeon and U.S. Presidential candidate, Ben Carson, has announced he will be further bolstering his resume by … More
