North Miami – Police in Miami have rolled out this week with an updated approach to law enforcement that aims … More
Category: Culture
Ahh, Baby Spa
Perth – The city of Subiaco in Perth will soon be bolstering its reputation for sensible and balanced living, with … More
Two Arrested in Texas for Refusing Transitionary Explanations
Austin – Two Chickens have been violently arrested in Texas last week after they allegedly refused to give police a … More
Satiricist Runs Out of Ideas
Chinhoyi, Zimbabwe – An online satiricist has declared that she no longer has things she wants to write about. Zema … More
Humpback Whales: a Musical Comeback
Ocean – After a long hiatus from world music charts and sustainable species lists, a pod of Humpback Whales have … More
Author Caught Plagiarising Every Book Ever Written. Ever.
Brooklyn – The price of class-action lawyers has spiked this week as evidence emerged that popular author and “Man of … More
John Simpson’s new job: Volunteer Battery Hen
Perth – In an effort to restore consumer faith in the caged-egg industry, popular egg-eater and President of the Commercial … More
Peter Rollins Talks About Extremism Amongst Triple J Fans
Radical philosopher and duck enthusiast Peter Rollins has helped explain certain fanatic tendencies displayed by Triple J fans, by claiming that … More
AUSSIE PATRIOT, MISTAKEN FOR ISLAMIC TERRORIST.
Celebrity Aussie extremist Shermon Burgess, has had to re-think the marketing strategy for his anti Islamic, right-wing book club, Reclaim Australia, … More
