Houston – In an announcement released by NASA on Monday, the celebrity space agency and textbook definition of the term…
Humpback Whales: a Musical Comeback
Ocean – After a long hiatus from world music charts and sustainable species lists, a pod of Humpback Whales have…
Author Caught Plagiarising Every Book Ever Written. Ever.
Brooklyn – The price of class-action lawyers has spiked this week as evidence emerged that popular author and “Man of…
Whale Message Entirely Lost on Mankind
Sydney – Marine biologists in New South Wales have revealed that humans have largely failed to recognise a series of…
Man Eats Fly
Yanchep – An innocent fly paid a high price for not looking where he was going on Sunday when he…
John Simpson’s new job: Volunteer Battery Hen
Perth – In an effort to restore consumer faith in the caged-egg industry, popular egg-eater and President of the Commercial…
Shocked U.S. Officials: “we thought Russian Jets were made of LEGO”
WASHINGTON – Russia’s sudden decision to take an active role in the continued existence of certain “key elements” of the…
Invasive Toads Should have the Right to Bear Arms
BRISBANE – Researchers at the University of Queensland have published a paper showing that giving Toads the right to bear arms could…
Conservatives Remain Skeptical on Mars Discovery, Pending Financial Implications
WASHINGTON – Following an announcement today that scientists from NASA discovered evidence of salty water flowing on Mars, conservatives…
Spider Provokes Man
DETROIT – A man has managed to avoid a series of incredibly embarrassing injuries today, after he discovered a spider near his…