BRISBANE – A study from the University of Queensland has shown that more than 50% of oceanic turtles are eating … More
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Coca-Cola “SURGE” Praised for Honesty in Advertising
Coca-Cola, the popular carbonated beverage dispenser and long-time supporter of Diabetes – the disease – has received praise for their … More
Presidential Campaign? Vote Incidentally.
With November 8, 2016 approaching more rapidly than a barrage of Jewish backlash toward Tony Abbott’s recently published “A Coffee … More
Australian Border Force: “An Unfortunate Incident”
In an effort to help turn back the increasingly violent, mega-tornado of anti-social illegal immigrants blowing around Australia of late, the … More
Peter Rollins Talks About Extremism Amongst Triple J Fans
Radical philosopher and duck enthusiast Peter Rollins has helped explain certain fanatic tendencies displayed by Triple J fans, by claiming that … More
Ashley Madison: We Never Meant To Hurt You
Owners of the popular infidelity website, designed to “make it easier to cheat on your wife” Ashley Madison, have expressed … More
Aussie Shock-Doc commits suicide on live TV
Celebrity Shock-Doc and renowned “song and dance man”, Ric Gordon, has sent his public career into a state of quantum … More
Dennis Rodman Issues Warning to U.S.
Celebrity canvas and jewellery stand Dennis Rodman has launched a joint propaganda campaign with North Korean leadership against the United … More
Teen Driving Debate: TO CULL OR NOT TO CULL?
Following 14 deaths from texting and driving related accidents in Western Australia last year, popular policy maker and geologist Colin Barnett has proposed … More
AUSSIE PATRIOT, MISTAKEN FOR ISLAMIC TERRORIST.
Celebrity Aussie extremist Shermon Burgess, has had to re-think the marketing strategy for his anti Islamic, right-wing book club, Reclaim Australia, … More
