A recent spike in drone strikes has been linked to the Certifi-Gate scandal plaguing Android users. Drone strikes are on … More
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Cultural Celebration, Indigenous to Somewhere
With the football season getting to the pointy end, the AFL continues to prove itself as a champion for double … More
Ashley Madison: We Never Meant To Hurt You
Owners of the popular infidelity website, designed to “make it easier to cheat on your wife” Ashley Madison, have expressed … More
Australian employers follow in Amazon’s footsteps
Following an article setting out detailed efficiency measures taken at Amazon, employers in Australia have decided to undertake further measures to … More
Aussie Shock-Doc commits suicide on live TV
Celebrity Shock-Doc and renowned “song and dance man”, Ric Gordon, has sent his public career into a state of quantum … More
Dennis Rodman Issues Warning to U.S.
Celebrity canvas and jewellery stand Dennis Rodman has launched a joint propaganda campaign with North Korean leadership against the United … More
ILLEGAL DOWNLOADERS TO BE NAMED AND SHAMED
A public inquiry will “name and shame” multinational content downloaders who are avoiding Australian illegal downloading fees by shifting their downloads … More
Teen Driving Debate: TO CULL OR NOT TO CULL?
Following 14 deaths from texting and driving related accidents in Western Australia last year, popular policy maker and geologist Colin Barnett has proposed … More
GOOGLE LAUNCHES HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF THE ALPHABET
“What is Alphabet?” Many such grammatically confusing sentences were spouted by the Macbook wielding, Wearable-cuffed, Silicon Valley yuppies and codemonkeys when … More
TONY ABBOTT DISMISSES “VEGE-BEER” CONCERNS
Calls for Vegemite to be added to a “watch list” in dry Queensland communities arose when it was discovered that alcoholic children … More
