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Satiricist Runs Out of Ideas
Chinhoyi, Zimbabwe – An online satiricist has declared that she no longer has things she wants to write about. Zema … More
Whale Message Entirely Lost on Mankind
Sydney – Marine biologists in New South Wales have revealed that humans have largely failed to recognise a series of … More
Research shows that half of all the world’s trees are still around despite Australia.
Humanity’s effect on the Earth isn’t as bad as everyone thought. An international team of scientists have discovered just how … More
Prime Minister of Australia writes an open letter on refugees
Following an open letter by Bryndis Bjorgvinsdottir, calling on the Icelandic government to do more for Syrian refugees, the Prime Minister … More
Google’s New Logo – “It’s okay, I guess…”
Google have announced a change in image through a cheeky animation on the Google search page. Gone are the days of … More
Certifi-Gate scandal has catchy name
A recent spike in drone strikes has been linked to the Certifi-Gate scandal plaguing Android users. Drone strikes are on … More
Australian employers follow in Amazon’s footsteps
Following an article setting out detailed efficiency measures taken at Amazon, employers in Australia have decided to undertake further measures to … More
APPLE CONSIDERS NAME CHANGE, MAKES MORE MONEY
Apple Inc, the world’s most profitable and valuable company announced to investors that it would be spending its vast cash … More
ILLEGAL DOWNLOADERS TO BE NAMED AND SHAMED
A public inquiry will “name and shame” multinational content downloaders who are avoiding Australian illegal downloading fees by shifting their downloads … More